okay, i swear to God i’m not trying to be a dick right now.
a couple months ago, i got an email about this upscale chinese restaurant somewhere down south, and there was this big issue because people discovered that a lot of the general meat that they used wasn’t what they said. chicken, duck….i don’t really know all the meat on the menu, but the shit that they were cooking was really rats and shit. and it was such a shock because a lot of celebrities actually went there and stuff, so the big question was why the fuck did they use rats and stuff as chicken when they were more than able to use actual chicken, duck, etc?
and then, if that upscale shit was using rats, then what the FUCK were the take-out places and shit using?
so of COURSE people flipped shit and swore that they were never eating that again. but my thing is…..you were eating that shit the entire time, and you didn’t have a problem. so now just because you know that it isn’t what you thought it was, you’re gonna just not eat it? that’s the biggest load of bullshit i’ve ever heard, in my opinion. it doesn’t make sense. think about the other fast food shit you eat. if that was REALLY the case, then you’d make all your food from scratch to be on the safe side.
so basically, if the chicken mcnuggets that i eat at mcdonald’s is REALLY an entire chicken that’s dipped in ammonia and reflavored, then whatever. as long as i’m not sick and growing a third arm, it is what it is. i’ll see you at the drive thru.
or then again maybe i won’t.
hell, i’ll be there.
